Monday, February 23, 2009

Be a Man!


May 11, '08 10:43 PM
for everyone



It has GOT to be the most pointless, if not the most stupid, TV programme ever concocted by the mindless bunch who pretended to be TV producers.

"Gimana caranya mengembalikan seorang waria ke kodrat asalnya sebagai laki-laki? Melalui reality show terbaru Global TV yang satu ini, mereka akan dilatih seperti laki-laki sejati, yaitu tempaan ala militer. Setelah mereka melewati masa pelatihan ini, akan kita lihat perbedaannya !!!"

Really? Is that all it takes to be a man?

The ability to swing on a rope and climb up and down? A certain member of the animal kingdom comes to mind, but guess what? They STILL haven't changed into a man!

The mental capacity to stand the smell of putrid water poured all over their bodies by their so-called trainers, while millions of TV viewers (mostly men who need an ego boost) laugh at them squealing ? Is there anything magic in the water? Maybe it's all the pollutant in the river that somehow mutated into a substance able to transform sexually confused people into what or who their God-given genitals originally assigned. (Who even said that they have to stick with it?)

If that's all it takes then I can think of more suitable candidates for the show.

How about the straight man who was too busy screwing around and was bedazzled when he found out that his wife was in a lot of debt and instead of helping her, he threatened to divorce her? Apparently he thought that his (house)wife should've been able to raise 3 children with half of his 3 million rupiah salary while he spends the other half "being a man" -- his definition of a man is a dick that can get as many women, preferably virgins, into bed.

Put him on the show,
Let's see if it can transform him into a man.
Cos I don't think he is.

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